Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Never Lie To A Woman

A man called home to his wife and said.
“Honey, I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends, We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office & I will swing by the house to pick my things up. Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pajamas"

The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did exactly what her husband asked.

The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.

The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish.

He said, “Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do.

The wife replied, “I did. They're in your fishing box.

Thanks to Joyce


Maria V said...

no matter how old that joke is, men never seem to remember it, they always fall for the same trap...

cassie-b said...

Clever! I wonder what her next step would be