A cowboy appeared before Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates.
“Have you ever done anything of particular merit?” Saint Peter asked.
“Well, I can think on one thing,” the cowboy offered.
“On a trip to the Black Hills, out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn’t listen. So, I approached the largest and most tattooed biker and smacked him in the face…. Kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled, “now, back off or I’ll kick the s--- out of all of you!”
Saint Peter was impressed, “when did this happen?”
“Couple of minutes ago.”
Thanks Gail
2 comments:
It's not Black Hill, it's "Black Hills" Plural. "Paha Sapa" in Lakota.
Gerry N
Thanks Gerry I have fixed the error.
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