Tuesday, January 23, 2007

KNOW YOUR STATE MOTTO


Alabama- Hell Yes, We Have Electricity.
Alaska- 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
Arizona- But It's A Dry Heat.
Arkansas- Lituracy Ain't Everythang.
California- By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda.
Colorado- If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother.
Connecticut- Like Massachusetts, only smaller.
Delaware- We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water.
Florida- Ask Us About Our Grandkids And Our Voting Skills.
Georgia- We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism.
Hawaii- HakaTiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, Leave Your Money) .
Idaho- More Than Just Potatoes..Well, Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good .
Illinois- Please,Don't Pronounce the "S" .
Indiana- 2 Billion Years Tidal WaveFree.
Iowa- We Do Amazing Things With Corn.
Kansas- First Of The Rectangle States.
Kentucky- Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names.
Louisiana- We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign.
Maine- We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
Maryland- If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
Massachusetts- Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's And Our Senators are more Corrupt!
Michigan- First Line Of Defense From The Canadians.
Minnesota- 10,000 Lakes, And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes.
Mississippi- Come And Feel Better About Your Own State
Missouri- Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work.
Montana- Land Of The Big Sky,The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies, and Honest Elections!
Nebraska- Ask About Our State Motto Contest.
Nevada- Hookers and Poker!
New Hampshire- Go Away And Leave Us Alone.
New Jersey- You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right here!
New Mexico- Lizards Make Excellent Pets.
New York- You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney...And No Right To Self Defense!
North Carolina- Tobacco Is A Vegetable.
North Dakota- We Really Are One Of The 50 States!
Ohio- At Least We're Not Michigan.
Oklahoma- Like The Play, But No Singing.
Oregon- Spotted Owl....It'sWhat's For Dinner .
Pennsylvania- Cook With Coal .
Rhode Island- We're Not REALLY An Island .
South Carolina- Remember The CivilWar? Well, We Didn't Actually SurrenderYet ..
South Dakota- Closer Than North Dakota .
Tennessee- Home of the Al Gore Invention Museum.
Texas- Se Hable Ingles ,
Utah- Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus.
Vermont- Too liberal for the Kennedy's.
Virginia- Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
Washington- Our Governor can out-fraud your Governor!
West Virginia- One Big Happy Family...Really!
Wisconsin- Come Cut Cheese!
Wyoming- Where Men Are Men And The Sheep Are Scared …

2 comments:

Coll said...

Manitoba motto.. "Glorious and Freezing"
:-)

Riannan said...

These are hilarious. Obviously some truth in each makes them so funny.