Monday, April 24, 2006

Monday's Chuckle


Start your day out with a laugh.
  1. If you let a smile be your umbrella, then most likely your butt will get soaking wet.
  2. Never read the fine print. There ain't no way you're going to like it.
  3. The trouble with bucket seats is that not everyone has the same size bucket.
  4. To err is human, to forgive--highly unlikely.
  5. Do you realize that in about 40 years, we'll have millions of old ladies running around with tattoos?
  6. Money can't buy happiness--but somehow it's more comfortable to cry in a Porsche than in a Kia.
  7. Drinking husbands see double and feel single.
  8. After a certain age, if you don't wake up aching somewhere, you may be dead.
Thank you Hostagirl

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

love it.

Anonymous said...

Your so welcome keewee, share them anytime! We could all use laughter in our day. I still miss our laughter in the dressing rooms!!!

Jennifer AKA keewee said...

Hostagirl, do you think folks are thinking we are Strange! "laughing in dressing rooms?"
to make it all clear. Hostagirl and I worked together in a retail establishment where part of our job was to clear dressing rooms after people left. We worked as a team and enjoyed visiting as we worked together.As you cam imagine, the public gave us much to laugh about.