Start your day out with a laugh.
- If you let a smile be your umbrella, then most likely your butt will get soaking wet.
- Never read the fine print. There ain't no way you're going to like it.
- The trouble with bucket seats is that not everyone has the same size bucket.
- To err is human, to forgive--highly unlikely.
- Do you realize that in about 40 years, we'll have millions of old ladies running around with tattoos?
- Money can't buy happiness--but somehow it's more comfortable to cry in a Porsche than in a Kia.
- Drinking husbands see double and feel single.
- After a certain age, if you don't wake up aching somewhere, you may be dead.
3 comments:
love it.
Your so welcome keewee, share them anytime! We could all use laughter in our day. I still miss our laughter in the dressing rooms!!!
Hostagirl, do you think folks are thinking we are Strange! "laughing in dressing rooms?"
to make it all clear. Hostagirl and I worked together in a retail establishment where part of our job was to clear dressing rooms after people left. We worked as a team and enjoyed visiting as we worked together.As you cam imagine, the public gave us much to laugh about.
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