Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my old Army fatigues and Stuck a patch that I had downloaded off the Internet onto the front of my Shirt.
When I went into the ER, I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left. I guess they decided that they weren't that sick after all.
Here's the patch. Feel free to use it the next time you're in need of Quicker emergency service.
Thanks to Roxie for this one.