Tuesday, April 06, 2010

Tuesday humor

A musical director was having a lot of trouble with one drummer. He talked and talked and talked with the drummer, but his performance simply didn't improve.

Finally, before the whole orchestra, he said, "When a musician just can't handle his instrument and doesn't improve when given help, they take away the instrument, and give him two sticks, and make him a drummer."

A stage whisper was heard from the percussion section: "And if he can't handle even that, they take away one of his sticks and make him a conductor."


cassie-b said...

I thought I posted, but then got several funny messages, so I thought that in case my comment didn't make it to you, I'd thank you again. That was really funny

Gail Wilson said...

Thanks for the cuhckle!! :)

Rosie leavesnbloom said...

hehee that was a good one!