A: Try a bookstore -- under fiction.
Q: Where can men over the age of 50 find young, sexy women who'd be interested in them?
A: Try a bookstore -- under fantasy.
Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools you can finish the basement. When you are done you'll have a place to live.
Q: What's the best way to increase the heart rate of a 50+ year-old husband?
A: Tell him you're pregnant.
Q: How can I avoid seeing so many wrinkles every time I walk by a mirror?
A: Take off your glasses.
Q: Why should 50+ year-old people always use valet parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they parked your car.
Q: Is it common for 50+ year-olds to have short-term memory storage problems?
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.
Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but mostly in the afternoon. [True-True-True!]
Q: Where should 50+ year-olds look for eye glasses?
A: On their foreheads.
Q: What's the most common remark made by 50+ year-olds when they enter an antique store?
A: "Gosh, I remember these."