The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically.
This virus is called Weary Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely.
If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises. Take two good friends to the nearest grocery store and purchase one or both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.
You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends. If you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.
it's all over the place and there's another cure for it (the INTERNational Edition of Telecommunications -INETRNET)
OH, I KNEW I HAD A VIRUS BUT I JUST WASN'T SURE WHAT IT WAS CALLED. GOSH, WHAT A RELIEF TO KNOW WHAT IT REALLY IS!!!
I MEANT TO TELL YOU WHAT THE DOCTOR GAVE ME TO CURE ME ALMOST IMMEDIATLEY OF THIS VIRUS... IT'S A VERY POWERFUL DRUG WITH A NAME SO LONG THAT THEY JUST USE THE INITIALS......
"R.E.T.I.R.E.M.E.N.T. IT CAN BE A RATHER EXPENSIVE CURE BUT THE CURE CAN LAST THE REST OF YOU LIFE IF YOU ARE VERY CAREFUL.
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