One day Bubba decided he was sick and tired of all the redneck jokes and how all rednecks are perceived as stupid. So, he decides to show his wife that rednecks really are smart. While his wife was at work, he decided he would paint a couple of rooms in the house.
The next day, right after his wife leaves for work he gets down to the task at hand.
His wife arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of paint. She walks into the living room and finds her husband lying on the floor in a pool of sweat. She notices that he is wearing a heavy parka and a leather jacket at the same time. She goes over and asks him if he is OK.
He replies yes.
She asks what he is doing and he replies that he wanted to prove to her that not all redneck men are dumb, and he wanted to do it by painting the house.
She then asks him why he has a parka over his leather jacket.
He replied that he was reading the directions on the paint can and it said . . ..
"FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS"