Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Never Lie To A Woman

A man called home to his wife and said.
“Honey, I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends, We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office & I will swing by the house to pick my things up. Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pajamas"

The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did exactly what her husband asked.

The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.

The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish.

He said, “Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do.

The wife replied, “I did. They're in your fishing box.

Thanks to Joyce


Maria Verivaki said...

no matter how old that joke is, men never seem to remember it, they always fall for the same trap...

Anonymous said...

Clever! I wonder what her next step would be